THE UNDISPUTED TOP 10 MOVIES OF 2025 (That I've seen)
Thursday, February 5, 2026 at 08:47AM People of the slop-infested, increasingly nazified internet! I am now ready to present to you the top 10 movies of 2025 that I’ve seen, as judged by the most incorruptible source imaginable, me!

1. One Battle After Another
Has a 150min movie ever gone by faster? The intro, ostensibly set in the 90's, basically one-ups Tarantino in an expert and thrilling act of wish-fulfillment against the current fascist ICE roundups. The middle section, as the revolution is first knocked down and then as the timeline jumps to current day, doesn't let up the pace. While the juxtaposition between the defeated “hero” revolutionaries of French 75 and the quieter, more effective resistance of the entire immigrant town of Baktan cross is an important theme, the pure adrenaline of the Buster Keaton action-comedy led by the calm "sensei" Benicio Del Toro bouncing off the frantic and bumbling DiCaprio means the movie is never hitting you over the head. The final section features a car chase literally unlike anything in the history of cinema and the epilogue has a needle drop that seems to say PT Anderson may have been thinking of his own family the whole time. And you can’t forget the utter ridiculous, small-minded, but still menacing and dangerous portayal of the white supremacists including, but not limited to Sean Penn's terrifying Pynchonian Lockjaw. Just an incredible movie by one of my favorite directors.

2. Sinners

3. The Secret Agent
In another year, this would be my favorite movie of the year. I really enjoyed director Kleber Filho's Bacarau, but that relatively light film seems like just a practice piece for the emotional wallop of The Secret Agent. What a great movie, all Filho's great characterization and surreal sense of place acts in the service of a heartbreakingly relevant plot about people in 1970’s Brazil trying to survive as society falls increasingly under the sway of fascists and their violent thugs. Other than Wagner Moura and a couple of other ringers, the director seems to have a talent casting normal looking people off the street who bring their genuine life experience and texture to their roles.

4. Marty Supreme
A film with the same frantic energy of Uncut Gems, but with events spread over several months in 1950’s Lower East Side and environs and a couple of continents worth of ping pong tournaments. Timothee gives a weirdly charismatic performance as a rat-like sleazeball narcissist with big dreams for himself and his little sport.
5. Eephus
If you grew up playing or following baseball, this movie gets all the details and rituals just about right. If you've lived in Massachusetts for awhile, you've met or hung out (or maybe are) some of these guys. Even if you aren't any of those things, you can appreciate this weirdly elegiac movie about the last game of some very lumpy and unheroic amateur baseball players before they bulldoze the field.

6. No Other Choice
Dark, bitter, comical satire about a man who responds to his senseless firing after 25 years at the hands of a faceless corporation by scheming to murder his peers. A cinematic fever dream about a man who seems to be really capable and successful ironically turning those talents to murdering his peers instead of at the actual forces making him and everyone else miserable.

7. It Was Just an Accident
A semi-comic movie about some everyday Iranians kidnapping and deciding how to deal with someone they believe to have been their ex-torturer in a political prison. There’s humor here, but there’s human tragedy and pathos right up to the last shot, which lays bare the stakes of everything that just occurred.

8. Nouvelle Vague
Linklater made an extremely fun movie about the making of a new wave masterpiece. Miraculously, this black and white, french language film with actors that closely physically resemble famous personalities like Godard and Truffaut doesn't for a minute come off as pretentious.

9. The Mastermind
It’s a Kelly Reichertian take on an art heist movie. As you may already suspect, the title is ironic, but Josh O’Connor’s character is too much of an egotist to figure that out.

10a. Weapons
A damn good horror movie with a lot of twists and turns and some direct references to school shootings, even if it occasionally works the references too hard.

10b. Knives Out: Wake Up Dead man
This may be my favorite of the Knives Out movies. They’ve all been entertaining with a great ensemble cast, but director Rian Johnson has something more personal on his mind in this one. What is service and what do we owe each other? What do we owe the past and how do we forgive the people who live there? Should we stab people in locked rooms? Was Darth Vader the good guy?
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Movies That I Want to See But Have Not Yet:
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Sentimental Value
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If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You
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Sorry, Baby
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Train Dreams
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Sirat
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Blue Moon
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Eddington
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